The Computer Research Team at Digital Steaklabs has pinpointed what is quite likely the most dangerous virus to date. It is resident of a web site called Yahoo. Under no circumstances should you vist this site.
Basically, this virus works by searching the indexing of your computer system for your Internet passwords, credit card numbers, social security numbers, ATM codes, your girlfriend's phone number, and whatever else looks interesting. It then broadcasts all of these things across the bottom of the screen on the Weather Channel. As an encore, it dials into the White House and starts World War 3. It then calls Pizza Hut and has 300 pepperoni pizzas delivered to your home. Finally, it alters the molecular structure of your computer and changes it into an eggplant.
This virus can be avoided if you never visit www.yahoo.com. It is also necessary that you never visit any sites that Yahoo links to, as it only stands to reason that the virus would use Yahoo to transfer itself. There is also word that this virus has broken into all other search engines and, in effect, every site on the Internet. It can also be transfered by means other than HTML, such as E-Mail, so use of E-Mail is also discouraged.
Please E-Mail all of your friends and let them know about this awful virus. Together, we can put an end to it.