Kewl!!!! You made it to my boardwalk!!*BS* Be ware... you're about to enter a place with men in purple pants sitting on top of telephone poles!! *LMAO* Well, if you need a tour through my page... then I suggest that you ask Kewlio!! Tee hee hee! He's so kewl... Kewl Kewl Kewl!! *LOL* and a great tour guide I might add! *L* If you are wondering, he lives inside my closet and helps me and gives me whatever I want! *S* Well, you going to talk to him or not??
Why hello!! This is Kewlio the alien! I hear you'd like a tour guide through my friend Christine's Homepage! Well, if you don't give me any trouble, I'm sure we can arrange something!!*S* So you sit back and I'll do all the work! All you have to do is a few clicks of the mouse and the magic carpet will know where to take you! Here's a candycane and a bag of skittles along with some sprite to hold you over!! Enjoy your wacky self and here we go!!