Ponder This...

These are just ponderings that you read and wonder about, but that no one necessarily wants answers to. This is the place to come when you're lounging around have have nothing better to do. =)

• If you played a blank tape at full blast, would the mime next door tell you to turn it down?
• Grapenuts aren't grapes, and they aren't nuts
• If a sunset is just the opposite of a sunrise, then why doesn't a sunset look like a sunrise in reverse?
• Why do instant rice cakes take a minute to make?
• "Loosen" and "Unloosen" mean the same thing
• If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?
• If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
• Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
• If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
• I know the speed of light... what's the speed of dark?
• After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before coming OUT of the water?
• If you're sending someone some styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Here's some people who helped me make this list (just so they can see their names on the web): Flora, Trevor, Alex