A Superhero's Mission (Feat.Winston and Captain Crucial):
"Where next Captain?" "To wherever poverty and injustice reign, Winston! Because that's our task. Even in the dark recesses of our galaxy there are places where the light of human dignity has no chance to shine! Where people cannot vote, eat fast-food, or read the comic-book of their CHOICE! We must baldly go and banish these black vortexes into nothingness so that the cosmos can be a place of TRUTH and BEAUTY, FOR ALL TIME!" "Great - but, er, i think you said "baldly" back there when you should have said "boldly"." "Shut up Winston!!!" - Captain Crucial (Lenny Henry)
"Where next Captain?"
"To wherever poverty and injustice reign, Winston! Because that's our task. Even in the dark recesses of our galaxy there are places where the light of human dignity has no chance to shine! Where people cannot vote, eat fast-food, or read the comic-book of their CHOICE! We must baldly go and banish these black vortexes into nothingness so that the cosmos can be a place of TRUTH and BEAUTY, FOR ALL TIME!"
"Great - but, er, i think you said "baldly" back there when you should have said "boldly"."
"Shut up Winston!!!" - Captain Crucial (Lenny Henry)
No fear from a Top Gun:
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, for I am the meanest damn son-of-a-bitch in that valley" - U.S. Fighter Pilot's Deathcard
Useless Technology:
"Fortunately, we had the intergalactic demon securely encased in a laser containment field...... Which was about as effective as tying up Godzilla with noodles" - Frank Weitz from 2000 AD
General Advice:
"Remember, they have your real name, fingerprints, home address, retina scan, Genetic make-up and urine sample on a CD-ROM. DON'T rock the system"
Pointless Trekkie Props:
Have you ever seen "GNDN" on a pipe or doorway in an Episode of Star Trek (Next Generation, DS9 or Voyager) and wondered what it meant? It stands for "Goes Nowhere, Does Nothing" =/\=
Have you ever seen "GNDN" on a pipe or doorway in an Episode of Star Trek (Next Generation, DS9 or Voyager) and wondered what it meant?
It stands for "Goes Nowhere, Does Nothing" =/\=
A Fighter Pilot's View:
"We're not outnumbered, we're in a target-rich environment" - RAF Harrier "Jump Jet" Pilot
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