Sleeze Test
(points are at the end of each question. Keep score as you go along. Then add it up at the
end.)
Score only on yes answers......
1. Ever laughted at someone else's misfortune? (1 point)
2. Ever laughed at a physicaly or mentally handicapped? (2 points)
3. Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)
4. Ever been drunk? (2 points)
5. Ever play drinking games? (2 days)
6. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)
7. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points)
8. BONUS: Throwing up on yourself or another person (1 extra point)
9. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before (5 points)
10. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
11. Ever participated in/finished a pub brawl? (5 points)
12. Do you drink regulary... at least 3 times a week? (3 points)
13. BONUS: 1 extra point for each additional day. (7 points max.)
14. Ever fall asleep/passout in a bar? (4 points)
15. Ever try pot, hash or mushrooms? (4 points for each)
16. Do you do durgs regulary? (4 points)
17. BONUS: 4 times a week? (4 extra points)
18. Ever bought "soft drugs"? (4 points)
19. Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
20. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
21. Ever use barbiturates? (8 points)
22. Ever use hallucinogens? (i.e. LSD) (8 points)
23. Ever use narcotics? (10 points)
24. Ever been stoned or durnk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
25. Ever been on a date? (2 points)
26. Ever been felt up or groped? (2 points?
27. BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
28. Ever have sexual intercourse? (6 points)
29. BONUS: On the first date? (2 extra points)
30. Ever taken a bath or shower with someone of the opposite sex? (5 points)
31. Ever pay for sex? (8 points)
32. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points)
33. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points)
34. Ever engage in orat sex? (4 points)
35. BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
36. Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points)
37. BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
38. Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 poinnts)
39. Ever contract an STD? (12 points)
40. Ever have sex without a contraceptive? (4 points)
41. Ever had or knowlingly been responsible for an abortion? (2 points)
42. Ever have sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)
43. Ever have sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)
44. Ever have sex in a public place? (6 points)
45. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 points)
46. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points)
47. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points)
48. Ever use sex toys? (6 points)
49. Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
50. Ever been responsible for taking someone else's virginity? (4 points)
51. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? ( 3 points)
52. Ever bought anything in a sex shop? (3 points)
53. Ever lick or have someone lick your: Eyeball (1 point) Toes (2 points) Ears (1 point)
54. Ever have sex with a relative? (5 points)
55. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)
56. Do necrophelia, pedophilia and or beastiality turn you on? (20 points)
57. Ever been arrested? (8 points)
58. BONUS: Convicted? (7 extra points)
ADD up your score........
(Might need a pocket calculator for accuracy.... hehehe)
The Sleaze Quiz Scoring:
0 - 20 The Church is too corrupt for you
21 - 40 You barely make the scale. Is your heart beating?
41 - 60 Approaching normal. You aren't much fun on a date are you?
61 - 100 Normal... You use your right hand just like everyone else.
101 - 130 Above average. You have got a few tricks below the belt.
131 - 160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161 - 200 You're a danger to society. We will see you on COPS
201 + I am afraid you are going STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!1
Scores For Cyggy's Sleeze Test
Emmy 113
Ultra 287
Boo Bear 225
watcher 136
Liah 150
Hubba 300+
Tamara 80
New Yorick 210
Demi 100
Raider 132
Alien 129
Nessa 132
MoonChild 156
trouble 81
Kev 162
Wolfie 160
Shewolf 235
Tricky 110
Carebear 127
Mel 64
Erin 5
Meeko 59
Trainman 165
Mistress Katrina 150
MiB 50
Angel 150
Hobbit 168
Weazel 223
Shyia 129
Secoh 85
Tami 43
KaTee 118
Isabella 170
KaCie 137
Scandal 178
MizCurly 93
Ryan 156
Mr Lonly 55
Karie 185
Titan 168
Toolman 147
Camaro 209
Photofire 230
Gabrian 152
Jake 147
Gunny 52
Mark 159
Scully 107
Radio Man 182
Steve 145
Stephen 105
Lori 120
Suz 107
Tactman 102
Vampyre 163
TLC 130
Celtic Warrior 121
Wolf 204
Chelle 112
peridot 50
Stunner 234
Hatman 213
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