Computer Humor
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Subject: Relationship with my computer
This concept really is scaring me.
First of all, I'm not sure I even know how to tell a boy computer from a
girl computer. So does this threaten my sexual orientation? What if all
these years I've been having this blossoming relationship with my computer,
and I don't even know if its a 'she'? That would suck! Bad pun, sorry
.
I've been checking around my computer housing and haven't found any
appendages, but I did locate a few areas that would readily accept a disk.
My guess is that it is indeed a female and I don't have to freak out or
anything. Given that this computer of mine is subject to not responding the
same way to like stimuli and readily freezes up on me, this pretty much
confirms my suspicion that my box is definitely a she. Whew! My male ego
is intact.
But now... I've been tickling these buttons without even the slightest bit
of emotion. Am I crass and uncaring? Just looking for something to touch?
A place to exercise my fingers? And what about the time I sent her out for
a CPU enlargement and more RAM? Whoa. Would I want some guy doing that to
my little sister?
Maybe I should be treating my computer a little better. But how? I really
can't take her anywhere, she's sort of a homebody (shuts right down when you
unplug her). And what about gifts? What do you get for a computer?
Designer mouse pad? Maybe a surge protector, for those few 'special' days
each month?
I thought about trading this one in for a younger model. Tigher dimensions;
faster performance. But then again, I got this one programmed just the way
I like her. And you know, I'm getting kinda fond of her.
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