SOME THOUGHTS
HMMM...
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- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

- Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese?

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm?

- If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

- What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?

- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark?

- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

- 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?

- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film

- Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion?

- Is the only substitute for good manners good reflexes?

- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

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