SOME THOUGHTS
HMMM...
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- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese?
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm?
- If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
- What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?
- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark?
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
- Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion?
- Is the only substitute for good manners good reflexes?
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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