Weird Sex Laws
~~~~~~~~~~
~In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
~Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
~In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
~In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
~Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.
~In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
~A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
~No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.
~In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
~The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
~In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
(none of these laws have been confirmed or checked as to date implemented)
[PREVIOUS JOKE
[BACK TO JOKE INFO]
[NEXT JOKE]