>>     A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn
>>     to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the
>>     owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo
>>     by radio.
>>
>>     He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the
>>     basics and sent her on her way.
>>
>>     After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I
>>     love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the
>>     hang of this."
>>
>>     After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was
>>     becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet,

>>     and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
>>
>>     A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about
>>     half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
>>
>>     When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything
>>     was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold.
>>     I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan."
>>