An American woman, a British woman and an Italian woman were having =
lunch. The
American woman said, "I told my husband that I wasn't going to clean the =
house
anymore. If he wanted it clean he would have to do it himself. After the =
first
day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see anything. Then =
on the
third day, voila! My husband had cleaned the entire house!"

The British woman agreed, "I told my husband that I wasn't going to do =
the
laundry anymore. If he wanted it done he would have to do it himself. =
After
the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see =
anything.
Then on the third day, voila! My husband had done both his and my =
laundry!"

The Italian woman chimed in, "I told my husband that I wasn't going to =
cook
anymore. If he wanted home cooking he would have to either go by his =
mother or
cook for himself. After the first day, I didn't see anything. The second =
day,
I didn't see anything. Then on the third day, I began to see a little =
out of
my left eye."