>Subject: Old Sayings > >Not sure if all this is true, but it makes a good story! > > >Life in the 1500's: > >Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in >May and were still smelling pretty good by June. However, they were starting >to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the b.o. > >Baths equaled a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had >the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then >the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the >"Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." > > >Houses had thatched roofs. Thick straw, piled high, with no wood >underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the pets .... >dogs, cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs lived in the roof. When it >rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the >roof. Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs," > > >There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed >a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could really >mess up your nice clean bed. So, they found if they made beds with big posts >and hung a sheet over the top, it addressed that problem. Hence those >beautiful big 4 poster beds with canopies. > > >The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt, >hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors which would get >slippery in the winter when wet. So they spread thresh on the floor to help >keep their footing. As the winter wore on they kept adding more thresh until >when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood >was placed at the entry way, hence a "thresh hold." > > >They cooked in the kitchen in a big kettle that always hung over the >fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They mostly ate >vegetables and didn't get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner >leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over >the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been in there for a >month. Hence the rhyme: peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas >porridge in the pot nine days old." > > >Sometimes they could obtain pork and would feel really special when that >happened. When company came over, they would bring out some bacon and >hang it to show it off. It was a sign of wealth and that a man "could really >bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and >would all sit around and "chew the fat." > > >Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with a high acid >content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food. This happened most >often with tomatoes, so they stopped eating tomatoes ... for 400 years. > > >Most people didn't have pewter plates, but had trenchers -- a piece of >wood with the middle scooped out like a bowl. Trencher were never washed >and a lot of times worms got into the wood. After eating off wormy trenchers, >they would get "trench mouth." > > >Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of >the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the "upper >crust." > > >Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would >sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the >road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid >out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather >around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the >custom of holding a "wake." > >England is old and small and they started running out of places to bury >people. So, they would dig up coffins and would take their bones to a >house and reuse the grave. In reopening these coffins, one out of 25 coffins >were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had >been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string on their >wrist and lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a >bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night to listen >for the bell. Hence on the "graveyard shift" they would know that someone >was "saved by the bell" or he was a "dead ringer." > > > >