> > Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
> > A: Ask your mom.
> >
> > Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
> > A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
> >
> > Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
> > A: Only if they don't work.
> >
> > Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
> > A: Because they have cotton balls.
> >
> > Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
> > A: A cock that stays up all night.
> >
> > Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
> > A: Palm Sunday
> >
> > Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
> > A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
> >
> > Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
> > A: A bingo machine.