> > > >In this age of safe sex the need for condoms are a must but some people
> > > >still have a difficult time buying them. Take my friend, Joe. Our local
> > > >store carries condoms behind the counter and you need to ask the
> > > >salesperson to get them. So Joe went up to the salesperson, but he was
> > > >so nervous he could only ask where the straws were. So he bought the
> > > >straws and left only to have to come back to buy his condoms.  Again Joe
> > > >came into the store and was still so nervous he could only ask where the
> > > >tweezers were, so he bought a pair of tweezers and left. Joe once again
> > > >had to go back and buy his condoms. He went up to the salesperson and
> > > >said, in a low tone, "I need some condoms."  The salesperson rang up the
> > > >sale and said, "First you come in to buy straws, then to buy tweezers,
> > > >and now to buy condoms." "What I want to know is..... are you going to
> > > >suck it, pluck it, or fuck it?"