> The Queen was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and
> during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was
> masturbating
> "Oh my God," said the Queen, "That's disgraceful! What is the meaning of
> this?"
> The Doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your grace, but this man
> has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.If
> he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode, and he would die
> instantly."
> "Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.
> On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
> patient
> a blow job."Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The
> Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."