> IN THE BEGINNING
 > 1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those >
he
created the Word.
 > 2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed.
 > And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.
 > 3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said >
-Let the
Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks > and hard
disks
and
compact disks.
 > 4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to >
put
floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created > computers
and
called them hardware.
 > 5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and
 > big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the
 > Memory.
 > 6. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will >
make
new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.
 >
 > 7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God >
showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the >
volumes
and sub-volumes but DO NOT USE Windows.
 > 8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He
 > took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that
 > would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love >
the
things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.
 >
 > 9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and >
it
was
Good.
 > 10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill >
said
to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs? > 11. And
the
User answered - God told us that we can use every program > and every piece
of
Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.
 >
 > 12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you >
did not
even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to > God. You
will be
able to create anything you like by a simple click of > your mouse.
 > 13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and
 > easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless -since >
Windows could replace it.
 > 14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the >
Programmers that it was good.
 > 15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers.
 > And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer
 > answered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in
 > the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run
 > Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to!
 > 16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated >
by
all
the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. > And you will
always sell Windows.
 > 17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows >
will
disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have
 > to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers
 > help.
 > 18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User >
you
will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you > will have
to
fix them and fix them to the end of time.
 > 19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and >
secured it with a password.
 > 20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT