Logitech's Top Ten reasons to buy a QuickCam

  10. Your mother-in-law can see your new baby — but doesn't
  actually have to come for a visit

  9. Your boss can keep an eye on you 24x7.

  8. You don't have to wear deodorant for video conferences.

  7. Two words: live births

  6. Inexpensive way to monitor rust.

  5. Confirms your paranoia about people watchin' you all the time.

  4. Makes your web site have more hits than them Hanson boys.

  3. You can send yourself into cyberspace without that wacky
  weightlessness problem.

  2. Internet video mail means no nasty stamps to lick.

  And the Number One Reason to buy a Logitech QuickCam...

  Lets you meet your chat room sweetheart face to face before you
  fork over big bucks for a plane ticket.