> > > >A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the
> front
> > > >seat. The Hippie looks over
> > > >and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him. The Nun surprised by
> the
> > > >question politely declines
> > > >and gets of at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the bus
> > > driver
> > > >says to the hippie,
> > > >"if you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with
> > you."
> > > >The hippie of course says
> > > >that he'd love to know so the bus driver tells him that the every
> Tuesday
> > > >evening at midnight the nun
> > > >goes to the cemetary to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in
> robes
> > and
> > > >some glowing powder,
> > > >"said the bus driver(male)"you could tell her you were God and command
> > her
> > > >to have sex with you."
> > > >Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the
> > > >cemetary and waits for the
> > > >nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle
> of
> > > >praying the hippie walks out
> > > >from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I
> have
> > > >heard your prayers and I will
> > > >answer them but you must have sex with me first." The nun agrees but
> asks
> > > >for anal sex so she
> > > >might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets
> > about
> > > >to go to work on the
> > > >nun. After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts
> out,"Ha
> > ha,
> > > >I'm the hippie!!"
> > > >The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting,"Ha ha, I'm the
> bus
> > > >driver!!"
>