Subject: Top 25 country western songs

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissin'
You Good-bye.

24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure.

23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.

21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
But The Car
Don't Run
So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.

20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin'
Better.

17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm
Afraid She'd Win.

16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon
Tonight.

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Havin' You
Here

14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back
and Cryin' Over
You.

13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number
Two On You.

12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By
Now.

11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).

10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love
You.

 9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do
Miss Him.

 8. Please Bypass This Heart.

 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.

 6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker
Flat.

 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

 4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

 3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.

 2. She's Lookin' Better Every Beer.



And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time
is:



 1. I've Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But
I've Sure Woke Up
With A
Few.