> >> A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After
> >a
> >> considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.   We all need
> >> companionship."
> >> 
> >> "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this
> >house?"
> >> 
> >> "We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want
> >it.  I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
> >> 
> >> "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife
> >asks,
> >> "would she sleep in our bed?"
> >> 
> >> "Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last
> >a long time, so I guess she would."
> >> 
> >> "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in
> >our
> >> bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
> >> 
> >> "Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."
> >