> >>                      ~  Middle Aged Blonde ~
> >>
> >> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> >>
> >> Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
> >> the wheel was knitting!
> >>
> >> The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL
> >>OVER!"
> >>
> >> "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"