> > >>Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler
> > >>         and a Jewish Mother?
> > >>A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
> > >>  -------------------------------
> > >>"Dad," asked the kid, "can I have five dollars
> > >>   to buy a guinea pig?"
> > >>"Aw, here's twenty dollars, son. Go find yourself
> > >>   a nice Irish girl."
> > >>  -------------------------------
> > >>Q: What do you get when you cross an octupus
> > >>       and a Mexican?
> > >>A: I don't know...but it sure as hell can pick lettuce!
> > >>  -------------------------------
> > >>Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish game show?
> > >>A: The Price Is Too Much.
> > >>  -------------------------------
> > >>Q: Did you hear about the Polish gay guy?
> > >>A: He sleeps with women.
> > >>  -------------------------------
> > >>An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about
> > >>the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks.
> > >>An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick.
> > >>"No," replied the Irishman. "I've lost all me luggage!"
> > >>"How'd that happen?"
> > >>"The cork fell out!" said the Irishman.
> > >>  -------------------------------
> > >>Q: Have you heard about the new lottery game in India?
> > >>A: You scratch the card, and if the dot on the card matches
> > >>     the dot on your face, you win a 7-11!! (Quickee-Mart)
> > >>  -------------------------------
> > >>Q: What is the most common disease
> > >>       transmitted by Jewish Mothers?
> > >>A: Guilt.
> > >>
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> > >