If you've made your way to this site, the chances are you hate the crappy little teenie bopper band, Hanson. If you don't, leave now!
Hanson are a pathetic excuse for human males and I will not insult my fellow females by claiming them as one of us. A Hanson can attract young girls to them by emmitting a high pitched screeching which has often been compared to the mating call of dying cats and half choaked sea gulls. They then proceed to control the mind of the pre pubesent girl by convincing her that their "singing" is an enjoyable sound and they should buy their CD's. At least this is our best guess.
Lucky for good music, Hanson rely on a gimmick to keep themselves popular, their youth. and as anyone can tell you, this means their time will soon be up and they will be carried along the pop music path to teenie bopper destruction.
