In the grand tradition of randomness started by some random person at some random time, I bring you my pointless thoughts page... full of pointless things that might very well help you to win your first game of Trivial Pursuit!!
1. Did you know that your foot is the same size as your arm, from wrist to elbow... on the underside.
2. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
3. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? They're made from wool.
4. When people with multiple personalities threaten to commit suicide, would it be concidered a hostage situation?
5. When a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless? (Please overlook the obvious fact that it would be dead.)
6. If the 7-11 is open 24/7/365, then why are there locks on the doors?
7. You know those signs that say, "Lots for sale"? Lots of what?
8. What about those signs that say, "Slow children at play". Are they slow as in not fast, or slow as in stupid?
9. Upon re-entry to the Earth's atmosphere, make sure to roll up your window, so your dog's head doesn't burn up.
10. When talking to inanitimate objects, you shouldn't be worried unless they answer back...
11. Have you ever wondered how many people fight with themselves and lose?
12. Ask people how they say Lilac. You'll never get the same answer twice.
13. When getting dressed in the morning, do you put on your pants first, or your shirt? Just something to wonder.
14. How come they put water floatation devices in airplanes going over land?
15. Why do they put Brail on DRIVE-THRU banking machines?
16. Have you ever wondered if a gold fish would splatter if you dropped it off the Empire State Building?
17. How did blonde's come upon their bad rep?
Hey, I didn't say they were clever. E-mail me if you have any suggestions for a unimportant thought. :)
Mt. Rushmore was named after a lawyer, and was orginally going to be three western heroes, but the Idaho born artist suggested that it be of the Presidents.
Cough drops started in 1000 B.C. Egypt.
Underwear wasn't invented until mid-1800 in Europe.
Uncle Sam actually existed, and the "Uncle Sam" was founded as a joke.
