A guy from up North (Canada) goes into a classy bar in the South
(States). This bar has a dress code, and the maitre d' demands he
       wear a tie. Discouraged, the guy goes to his car to sulk when
inspiration strikes: He's got jumper cables in the trunk! So he wraps
       them around his neck, sort of like a string tie (a bulky string
tie to be sure) and returns to the bar. The maitre d' is reluctant, but
says
       to the guy, "Okay, you're a pretty resourceful fellow, you can
come in... but just don't start anything"!

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