"Cut my hair please, but do not remove the headphones."
The hairdresser does his job but needs to get under the headphones
to
finish his work. He removes the headphones thinking that the surd
will never even notice.
The surd falls to the floor, chokes, turns blue and dies.
The hairdresser picks up the headphones to see what he was listening
to and hears: "Breath In, Breath Out, Breath In, Breath Out....."
Taken from Humor @ Georgia