DOES SANTA EXIST?

"Santy" Claus. We called him "Santy" because
that's what "Auntie" Bella called him. I really
believed he came. In some ways I still do.

Larry King, 1993

I had one kid saying, "Santa's not Chinese."
And I said, "You're right. Santa is not Chinese
He's Hawaiian."

San Francisco Santa Claus Patrick Landeza

Horse spit. Santa Claus isn't a lie.
He's a legend who symbolizes the spirit
of unconditional love and generosity and happiness.
Despite the fact that the jolly old man
is now deemed a danger to society by the
oh-so politically correct, I will personally unplug the
Christmas lights of anyone who
tries to set my boy straight.

Michael Burkett, Syndicated columnist of "The Dad Zone"
and father of a third grader who still believes in Santa.