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Have you ever had a great idea for something? You have it all planned out perfectly it your head and you know it will be the most awesome thing ever? When you finally sit down to begin working on it you forget the good parts and you begin to think to yourself, "Hmm. Maybe this will suck afterall." This is exactly how I feel about this web page. Last night it was kicking ass, but last night I was really tired.
You know, I'm really glad the human race evolved from apes instead of horses. Think about it. The Thanksgiving parade in New York. All these trillions of people relieving themselves in the street whenever it suited them. How about in the mall? You wouldn't hold it in and search for a bathroom. You could poop and scissor one off right onto the foot of the person behind you. I mean, really! It would be like an everlasting Mardi Gras in New Orleans only without the boobies.
I never understood why the technology in Episode 1 was better than the technology in Episode 4. You can't tell me an X-Wing would win against one of those yellow things Anakin flew. How come you could always hear the TIE fighters as they flew? Sounds don't travel in the vacuum of space.
I live on an island off the coast of Kentucky.
Have you ever been sitting with a group of friends and they introduce you to this really smart and pretty girl? Then all your friends start talking about something that happened earlier that you missed so you just sit out and think about what you should say to the really smart and pretty girl who also missed the exciting event from earlier. When you finally think of something she joins in the other conversation and you end up not talking to her and after that night you don't see her again. Then it really sucks because you know there is this really smart and pretty girl somewhere in your town, but you don't have a clue on where to find her. That's me. It sucks to be me.
One of the most unique feelings you can get is when you stick a Q-Tip just a little too far into your ear. It's not really enjoyable, but not not entirely unpleasant. It's more interesting than it is anything else, I think.
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