* The Question We're All Asking... *

we look as confused as you do right now..
Nick! Don't give me that look like you don't know what I'm talking about!

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What Do You See in Her Nick?

Nick come on, what's the deal here? You're obviously dumb. Hey, I met some pretty dumb ones, but not as dumb as this dude. Stop trying to hide your little secret. We know everything about you and Willa, or maybe we don't? But we sure as hell know who you are, or used to be. We know who you were before. And we know who you are now. You've changed so much, you're like a totally different person now (which is not a good thing). What do you see in her? Is it her personality? (you've got to be kidding me).... Is it looks? (oh god, I hope you're not serious) Is the the sex? (Yes teenyboppes, they've had sex) Or maybe could it be...... BLACKMAIL?!

Yes my friends, I think it's blackmail. Let's say Nick is actually smart for a change, What if? What if it's really blackmail? What if there is something we don't know, and Willa does know! And if Nick doesn't give her what she wants, she'll threaten to let it out, or she can do it the old fashioned way and beat him to death, and take his money and big screen tvs *L*.

OR....

Maybe.. It could be something else... Maybe he really is inlove with her (aaww how sweet, someone hand me a tissue, *gag*). Or maybe the sex is just too good? HAHAH!!!! Maybe he THINKS he's inlove since she's probably the first person he's had sex with. Maybe she's a good "lay"!! *L* that makes me gag just thinking about it. Nasty.

We all know how nasty Willa is... well maybe Nick is the same way? We don't really know him personally now do we? He probably is. Oh well then they make a good couple, *L*. Well whatever floats his boat is fine with me, I just think he could do better. I MEAN ALOT BETTER! Even britney spears would be fine! Anyone!

But god Nick, She beats you, doesn't let you see your family, she hates EVERYONE who comes in contact with you, she's a drunk, she beats your friends and other bsb, she beats your dogs, she STOLE YOUR FRIGGEN TV! What's next? What are you just sitting around and waiting for her to take something else? Well then go ahead and wait, but don't be all mad when we say "I TOLD YA SO!"

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