* How to be like Willa!! *
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To be Just like Willa, follow these easy steps..
1) After not taking a shower for 3 months, back-comb your hair until it gets reasonably LARGE, then crimp the shit out of it with a crimping iron!
2) Don't brush your teeth... ever again.
3) Cross your eyes for 2 hours
4) Take a glass and make it suction against your lips, leave it like that for an hour, you'll have monsterous lips.
5) Take boxing lessons.
6) Find a famous (or soon to be famous) blonde obese man, use him for his money, and make him get you signed with a record company, even though you can't sing at all (worse of a singer, the better)
7) Memorize these sayings and use them frequently over and over again, even if a girl looks at your boyfriend "HE'S MY MAN YOU JEALOUS BITCH!"... "IT'S NOT MY DOG, ITS MINE AND NICK'S DOG! SO THERE!"... "HE'S MY MAN, AND HE WOULDN'T WANT YOUR SCRAWNY ASS, YOU'RE TOO UGLY ANYWAY!"... "DON'T BE MAD AT ME BECAUSE IM WITH THE MAN YOU'LL NEVER HAVE"... "I'M NICK'S GIRL, AND THERE AINT NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"... "I DON'T HAVE TIME IN MY BUSY SCHEDULE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HMPH!"... and so on...
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[ Yesss Willa... WE'RE ALLLLL Jealous! Yep, that's it... go home ]
YOU WANNA BE LIKE.. WHO?!?!