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| The Mo-Fo Archives |
| This particular branch of the mo-fo moose online empire contains the infamous "mike hessy, oh yessy" limerick, dave's dilemmas from the past, quotes from old woman in the rocking chair live, as well as a certain p. drucker's secretive plans to take over the world in conglomeration with the k.g.b. and the secrets that they possess- all here for your viewing pleasure. |
| Dilemma Archive incudes all of dave's thoughtful, yet strangely disturbing dilemmas of the past. |
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| i enjoy calfs |
| Part one: There once was a boy named Mike Hessy Whose bowels were a bit messy His stomach a'churned And his buttox a'burned When finished he exclaimed "oh yessy!" Part two: Back to the tale of Mike Hessy Had a dump he named big bessy It didn't look like turds More like hershey squirts A big load indeed, "oh yessy!" - contributed by li'l brit and d. goris |
| Below, you have the opportunity to experience for yourself the incredible biographical double limerick of Mike Hessy. |
| Folks, this is not a joke, but and actual quote from THE DABBER himself: "If you do not listen to way FM, I will sit on your kids, and I am no small man." -november 27, 2000 |
| One day I was so sick, I had to crawl across the bridge! |