The mo-fo guide to more sensual living

a collection of whimsical musings as well as photographs and quotations

"It tastes like crap. That tastes like crap too. Everything tastes like crap. If it didn't taste like crap, it wouldn't be food. Except for the salad. The salad tastes like wet paper. That's why I ate before I came." -Dan Janke

Careful articulation is an essential qualification of those who apply for a job as the town crier.

There is no off position on this genius switch.

Linda and Joanne stopped in the park to watch a pantomime performance. These are some of Joanne's thoughts as she watches.
      "He really looks as if he's planting flowers.
      It's easy to imagine how the flowers look and smell.
      All his movements are so exact."
Have you ever done a pantomime? How did you plan and practice your pantomime?

"James Bond. James Bond." -Paul Drucker

"WHERE ARE THOSE GIRLS WITH MY MICHIGAN CARDS?"
- Jon Dykhuis

Shaking hands with a new aquaintance is a custom in the United States.

John the juice man, your juice sucks!

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