The Wonderful World of Animals!

Last update: 2/2/98

I am a pet person, through and through. I can't stand not to have a pet around, even if it is a little squirt like Tiki. This isn't much, but check out the descriptions on my pests! Er, I mean, pets!

Cassie -- Bitch Cat

That is an accurate description. Cassie is from the humane society. She is almost 10 years old. She is white with a couple of cream and grey spots. Her tail is entirely grey. She is very soft and beautiful, but she hates strangers and even I, the person with whom she is most friendly, must keep an eye on her or else get bit. She was once a mighty hunter who kept the dog shed mouse- free. Now she's just fat and lazy. Such is the nature of the cat.

Koosh -- 'Nuff said

Koosh is a blue-cream persian. She is also dumb. We're not sure if her short nose is genetic (persian genes) or environment (running into walls.) She is the opposite of Cassie -- I am the person with whom she is least friendly. She also likes to lie on my face as I try to go to sleep. She has learned how to knock on closed bedroom doors when she wants to be let in to someone's room at night. She really hates me now that I have an annoying ferret who I bring home with me. She hates Tiki.

Tiki -- "BoingyBoingyBoingy!"

Tiki is my sable ferret. I got her in late April of 95. She is now about 3 years old. She loves to chase things, sneak into shoes, and bite men's ears. She is adorable to watch. She also makes clucking noises a lot, especially when she's playing with my hair. She's beginning to wear me out! Such a squirmy little sucker! She also likes to dig ... dig dig dig! It's very annoying. Ah, well, I've had her too long to hate her now!

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