A Poo Poo Production

Counter provided by GeoCities

Key Grip : Hugh G. Rection

Dolly Grip : Juan Hunglo

Poli-Grip : Bill Bradley

Ranting provided by Ben Dover

Sports provided by ESPN with help from Joe Mama

JavaScript scripting by Me.

Page Design by Betty Humpter

Director : Peter Dragon

Database programming by...uh..what the hell is that?

Super Bad Ass Sweet Daddy Jones as himself

Consumer Relations, hmmmm, we don't relate to consumers.

Technical support by Bill Gates

Blood-sucking killer Zombies as themselves

Site maintenance by Me

Funding provided in part by Geocities

MIDI sequencing by...yes, Joe Mama again.

Inbred research by State of Missouri

Theme song provided by The Daily Wav

Executive Producer : What do you think this is, a movie?

Stunts by Hugh Joe Shlong

Special Thanks To:

Bill Clinton (Shit Eater)

Judge Judy (Battle Axe)

Hanson (Wussies)

Van Halen (Buahhhhhhh! Whooooo!)

Richard Simmons (Uhhhh, hmmm....nevermind)

Pepe Lopez

Joe Mama

Peter Dragon

..and all of our wonderful fans.

Colors by Richard Head