This is for all you sue happy people out there.
Keep away from mouth and eyes.
In case of an emergency contact physician.
Simulation
Flammable.
Parental discretion advised.
Actual mileage may vary.
Any resemblance of these characters, living or dead, is a coincidence. .
No children under 17.
Must have a touch tone phone.
Consult physician before using.
Has been known to cause cancer in lab animals.
Safety belts should be buckled at all times.
Remove sunguard from windshield before driving.
This film has been modified from its original format to fit your TV screen.
Not associated with Boy Scouts of America.
Do not store in any area above 120 degrees, contains compressed gas.
Barbie does not actually move by herself.
This is a test, it is only a test.
Lather, rinse, repeat if necessary.
Insurance does not cover death in a private aircraft.
Results may vary from person to person.
Best results: squeeze from back to front.
Due to some unappropriate material, parental guidance is suggested.
Not liable.
Read instructions before operating.
Don't touch that dial.
Caution.
Contents under pressure.
Intentional misuse by inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
Do not puncture or incinerate container.
Do not refuel in kitchen near sink or pilot light.
So basically, if you have a problem with this page, I am not liable.

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