My thoughts on our local society are too graphic to publish. If I said everything that I thought, I would be arrested. Perhaps, If I knew the definitive boundaries of slander/libel and copyright infringment, I could be much more descriptive.
Meth Labs. It seems that you can't hardly open a newspaper today without seeing "Eleven Residents Are Arrested In County In Meth Cases"....or "Two Locals Arrested On Meth Charges". Something is wrong with these people. They're stupid. They're inbred. They're rednecks who have nothing better to do than to play with Drano and watch batteries. We need to get all of these crackheads together and carry out a more permanent sentence. As long as these inbreds are out there, there will always be meth labs. And as long as there are meth labs, there will always be inbreds out there getting blowed the hell up. Maybe they should legalize drugs. I think that if drugs were legalized all of those sick scumbags would keep going until they killed themselves off. Save the decent people a little jail space. Inbreds. AN UPDATE ON THE METH ENTRY....THIS JUST IN....FOURTEEN NEW INBREDS ARRESTED FOR METH IN LAST TWO WEEKS. Missouri is the number one rated Meth state. Wow, thirteen new meth arrests in Mississippi County.
1. Wrasslin's fake.
2. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
3. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000 please, Alex.
4. The tires on that truck are too big.
5. Hey, here's an episode of Hee-Haw that we haven't seen.
6. Elvis who?
7. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
8. Duct Tape won't fix that.
9. Who's Jeff Gordon?
10. Checkmate.
No Fear. To me, a No Fear sticker is a sign. The sign that I see is, "Be cautious near me, I am severely inbred....I could cause damage to myself, or even you." The good people with these stickers are usually the same ones driving the big Chevy Pick-Up's that are either jacked up so high that you need a ladder to get into, or are lowered so low that you trip on the seat getting in. And by the way fellas, it IS CHEVY, not CHIVY. If I had a quarter for every time I heard an idiot say he had a CHIVY pick-up, I could quit my job. Usually accompanied by these stickers and "CHIVY"s are Billy bad asses who can't take off from a stop without squalling tires or throwing rocks everywhere. Man I wish I could do that stuff. I would be cool like them. I drive a truck. I have no lift kit and no "No Fear" stickers....I get along just fine. I don't spin tires and throw rocks. I don't have Super bad ass Mud tires with spikes hanging off the side. And there sure in the hell ain't no CHIVY emblem in my back glass.