Here are some various rants. I did not do them all, so if there are any mistakes, don't blame me. Also, the topics are completely random.

Guns Don't Kill, People Do

It's not the gun that kills people, it's the little rejected delinquent that pulls the trigger who kills people. I have to say that anyone who believes otherwise is pathetic. They want to ban guns because "guns are bad". Kiss my ass. Guns are as safe as the crazy sick-o's who are holding them. Now, if you take every one of those kids who go on shooting sprees and treat them like an adult, the other kids will stop. But, if the media talks it up and they see that it draws attention and they can get away with it, then every little crazy in the country with sick thoughts will get a gun and go pow! pow! pow! Do you want your kids to be around that crazy kid when he does? I don't think so. Don't ban the guns, just keep the kids from getting the guns. If you take away our only true immediate system for home and self defense the only thing that will happen is that you will be unarmed when that big punk ass comes in your window late at night to steal your DVD player. The kids will still get guns. If all guns were banned and illegal, you could still walk out on the street and buy a gun.

Economy Is Doomed

I just want to make a point about our current economic system. It's doomed. It's all but over. All of the scumbag losers are sitting on their butts drawing welfare and S.S./disability while the middle class worker supports the whole system. The middle class worker gives an average of 21 percent of his/her check to scumbags. I have figured with my checkstubs that the first four months of my paycheck every year go to welfare and S.S. Now I wouldn't have a problem with this if it went to the right people, but it doesn't. It goes to lazy no good sacks of crap. People who lie about disabilities. People who consider alcohol to be a disability. These people should be shot. Now, these scumbags are the majority. There are more check-drawing people than there are workers, and the middle class can't support them much longer. Middle class workers are becoming poor while we build wonderful lives for these lazy bums. We can't even afford health care, dental care, automobiles, homes... things that are provided to these check-drawing people for free. Free health care, dental care, budget housing. I'm sorry, I can't talk about this anymore. I think I'm gonna be sick.

GED Is Better Than H.S. Diploma

Why is it that a scumbag who quits school and gets paid by the government to get a GED can be rewarded with a free ride to college when they have lower GPA's than the AVERAGE high school graduate? An AVERAGE high school graduate who has to get loans and WORK his/her way through college. Even a high school graduate with honors....taking honors classes and receiving above average grades has to work his/her ass off just to get to go to college. But not these scumbags who quit...they get a GED government provided free ride to college.
Oh, I almost forgot....these same GED programs have job placement programs too. They provide free transportation to and from work and daycare for children while the parent/parents (usually just one parent)is/are gone. Why? They give these people GOOD jobs making $10 + an hour. That's bullsh*t. They should place those people in minimum wage jobs and place the hard workers that were at the minimum wage jobs in the good jobs.
It's all going to collapse eventually. It's getting close to that 50% mark. What's going to happen to the system when the percentage of people depending on government tax dollars (middle class dollars) becomes higher than the percentage of middle class workers who pay for such programs? And they're just so proud of their programs. Wonderful. "We connected over 200 previously unemployed adults with jobs." That's great, but what about the employed adults that you're putting in the poor house in the process? If the reward system doesn't change....if people aren't rewarded properly, they will give up. They will give up hope of a better life and become part of that growing percent who will overwhelm the middle class. Just a thought.

Adopt-An-Ethiopian

My concern are those damn infomercials on television..you know the ones...'for only $.70 cents a day you can help a starving child...blah blah' I have grown tired of seeing these kids in rags with their ribs sticking out and gangrene feet.....what troubles me the most is that these foreign sex maniacs in these 3rd world countries continue to breed and give birth to children in these conditions.
What are they thinking??? 'Gee, I have no income, no running water, no education, no job, I am a drain in society myself...say...let's have about 10 children that we can't feed, clothe, educate, provide medical attention for, and will probably die before the age of 10....'
All because they were 'in the mood' some child has to suffer..and to top it all off when they can't provide BASIC HUMAN NEEDS to these children they turn to other countries for assistance....Well damn if it's that simple let's all start having babies we don't need or want because we can always pawn them off on someone else by making them feel guilty by making commercials of them living in the cess pool that is a result of my laziness and filthiness.. Is that how it's done?? There is enough of a poverty problem right here in our own backyards..why should I have to work to support someone else's kids??? I can barely make ends meet with my own.. I have enough damn sense to know where babies come from and enough sense to keep them from coming if I feel like I can't provide a decent living....
HELLO PACO HORNYTOAD in Louse, Chile..you unemployed horny bastard..ever hear of BIRTH CONTROL???? Evidently not since you and your wife seem to popping kids out like a damn Pez dispenser..I got one thing to say to you 'Be a man, get a damn job, take care of YOUR OWN family for a change because I need my $.70 to pay my kids' college tuition...' and this crap about no jobs...no economy boo hoo..there is a damn McDonalds in every country just about..you too good to flip burgers if it means you might be showing a little responsibility? My kids come before my pride..I'd shovel cow dung if it meant my kids would eat...this crap just gets on my last nerve.... I have a great idea..let's use that .70 a day to buy these morons some rubbers..if it meant that these poor kids wouldn't have to live in the sewer I'd gladly donate to THAT charity....Fresh outta breath and on my way to WORK....

Language Mutilation

Have you ever noticed how dumb people are getting? It's true, America is in a complete downward spiral of stupidity. I'm not talking about our government (that would take WAY too long), our welfare system (welcome all white trash), or our foreign policy (a little nuke'll do ya). I'm talking about our most basic 'currency', our language. It's barely recognizable anymore! Does this bother anyone else??
First of all--my ABSOLUTE worst pet peeve--the growing number of idiots who cannot force themselves to use "YOU'RE" and "YOUR" correctly. As in: "Your so stupid. Take you're stuff and leave." This irritates me to the point of violence. Let's have a quick little lesson: YOU'RE = YOU ARE. "YOU ARE stupid" = "YOU'RE stupid". YOUR = a possessive pronoun, as in "your dog", "your trailer", "your lack of intelligence".
Got it? Didn't think so. I know it's hard to understand, but try to stay with me.
Here's another peeve: the equally rising mental incompetents who cannot distinguish between "to" and "too". For example: "This is to hard!" or "I am to dumb too understand." Holy CRAP, it's not that difficult!
And then there's "Ebonics"...what government official was on crack the day **that** one was made official???

'Driving' Me Crazy

Driving down the road daily, it occurs to me that the idiot either changing lanes without looking or riding so close to my bumper he could lick my license plate, is also allowed to choose the leader of our country. Never mind the fact that every candidate who actually gets up for election is the same as his opponent, it's the principle of the thing. These idiots, who don't know that their one ton vehicle will take more than a foot to stop should I have to apply my brakes to avoid some bimbo putting on her make-up on the way to work so she can sleep her way past us poor bums who have to rely on our actual job skills, are supposed to be smart enough to elect a world leader?
Why is driving seen as an inalienable right to be given to even all? We allow the aged, handicapped, and profoundly stupid to get behind the wheel of a projectile weighing upwards of 2,000 pounds! Political correctness has doomed us to highways filled with mouth-breathing juvenile delinquents, senile retirees, and those so absorbed in their pointless existence that they crook a cellphone in their necks while weaving from lane to lane in a desperate attempt to be the first one into the morass of rush-hour traffic jams.
They wait until the last 40 feet to merge when signs 1,000 feet back clearly indicate the lane is about to end, they aggressively close distance when it is apparent the traffic ahead has taken on all the speed characteristics of a garden snail. My favorite is the idiot driving with his parking lights on, does he think he's saving energy?
I thinks it's high time we initiated a driving test based on literacy and cognitive skills. Oh, wait, who would drive Congress to work?

Wussies

The three bitches we call Hanson. They should be dragged out on to the street and shot. No male can sing as high as Taylor does. The word "incest" comes to mind when I think of them. I pity their children.