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Hello, and welcome to Vegas Land, where all your dreams come true.
If your dreams consist of visiting my stupid home page, that is. Basically, I'm just a bored guy making a place for himself in this hell we call the internet. Maybe I can entertain a few people while I'm doing it.

What's New?

Nothing new is going on. I haven't updated in forever. For some reason I just haven't had anything to say. Oh sure I've done stuff, and I've been places, but I just haven't had the drive to mention anything about it. I have been in a creative slump for about two years now and it sucks big time. I hate my job. All my relationships fail for dumb reasons. I'm bored, and I can't think of any way to change it. I guess the best way would to be just change everything on a whim and hope for the best. I've never been one for planning stuff. Wish me luck.

My Plans for World Domination

I have none at this moment. It's scary. I used to have ideas and now they are gone. Now that I've gotten off my ass and "updated" this page, perhaps something will begin to click. Either that or I'll just go to bed.

Click the "NEXT" box to read some more insane babbling, or go see :

Sam's Girl

Rudy the Angry Reindeer

Shit That Bugs Me

People had nothing better to do.

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