The Peachettes

I got pix of Dina and Diana scanned!! Now I know that everyone is their own worst critic.. and you guys haven't seen these pix yet, but I'm tellin ya ahead of time that I don't care whether you like em or not, they're stayin. =o)

Left to right... Diana and Dina! SLUT NIGHT!! lol Diana- Matrix outfit!!

Left to right... Dina and Diana.

Dina! (I luv these pix!)

Dina again!

Who are the peachettes? That's what you must be saying right about now, right? And what's up with the weird name? Well... the peachettes are me, Diana, and Dina. We are inseparable (but we've found that hundreds of miles sometimes tend to separate some of us for a while). Where did we meet? We met in upstate NY.. in Otradnoye (don't even try to pronounce it, lol) It's like a summer resort place full of... well... a lot of very bad things that we resisted like good little girls, well SOME of us did! (ahem, DINA!! The second I leave you alone... you go and try new things, huh? You always need me and Diana to guide you I guess!) Well, anyway, for the most part we were very good. (except for that night w/ the guys who came in from out of town with some goods, remember that? "My name's Mariya, but some people call me Masha!") So anyway... we have a lot of inside jokes. And unlike Diana's peachette site, my site can fit an endless amount of our jokes! yeay!! So enjoy!

These are the Peachettes....

Dina

Diana

Mariya (me)

Ok, so this one doesn't look like us at all, and none of us have platinum blonde hair, but it's 3 girls, so you get the point!

Diana labels us as: Mariya- the model, Diana- the dancer, and Dina- the party girl. (don't worry Dina, I won't put any ridiculous pictures of bears having a birthday party on MY website! lol)

!InSiDe JoKeS!

Alright... I'm gonna go waaaay back to the past on some of these jokes!!

"My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all, and morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all, even if I could it would all be gray, but your picture on my wall, it reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad!"

I'm from B-ah-ston! WICKED! Thank god Diana doesn't have a New York accent! Again, back to the night when those guys came up to Otradnoye... "My name's Mariya, but some people call me Masha! But most people don't call me Masha, only my parents, and, oh wait, Greg and Dina do too, but most people call me Masha, so my name's Mariya but some people call me Masha." Wow, what a night... and what a horrible morning! But I recovered... and I can't thank you enough Diana for walking me home that night! If you hadn't, I don't know what would have happened! Thanx for having my back!!

And who can forget the cat? As I recall it, we were sitting on a bench on the way back from camplands and waiting for Greg to finish giving himself cancer... when I saw a cat across the street and "If I was a cat... I wouldn't just sit there all day! I mean think about it, that's all that they do!"

And of course, the hassidic jews... what a memory! Poor Ellina! We just stranded her there! "Oh my f***ing lord!!" "Excuse me, would you like a bite of this KOSHER pork sandwich??" "Um... I need to go get a band aid, my finger's bleeding and Diana's room is right up here" "Uh, excuse me? I think I got some of that blood on my finger! Wouldn't want some sort of disease or anything, do you mind if I go wash it off?" lol We're really mean for leaving Ellina! Remember how she came back hours later?? And no one would see how funny this was except for us! Everyone just gave us looks while we laughed our asses off!

Another memorable moment... the talent show. DO YOU LOVE ME?? (Dina, you should have done a dance with us... you CAN dance!!) But we were just such "FLYING RETARDS!" backstage! lol and we had no idea that we MATCHED THE STAGE!! lol and of course in the adult show Diana did her "strip tease" number.. I still say those old ladies don't know what they're talking about! Big Spender was definitely a hit!!

Speaking of words like flying retards... How about Off Track Betting?? I still say it's Off Track Bedding! lol OTB!!! Remember the other meaning for OTB? Off The Boat? ALEX! lol And since we're on the topic of Alex.. might as well mention Andrei! That homosexal, tighty whitie-wearing, manslave to me and Dina! lol Wow, let me tell you, it was weird seeing someone like that swimming in a pool at 2 AM!! lol

I bet we've forgotten my experience with those Russian online personals by now, right? But that's what started my private film career, lol, right? (I'm not a slut, I'm a private film star, get it right! I'm not a private film star, I'm a private dancer, get it right!, etc, etc, etc!) What were the names of my wonderful films again? Oh yeah! Who can forget? France Minus The Underpants!! "The viewers just love it when you take children's rhymes and make 'em horny!" and my sequel... Pleasure Isle: Whip Cream Central (common, if you were stuck on a desert island, don't tell me you wouldn't stock up on whip cream! hehe)

And of course the many guys that rule our everyday lives, or did at some point... Dina, poor little Dina... really sorry about the Greg situation, but once a jerk, always a jerk, right? And you could do so much better! Diana!! What can I say? I guess the best thing to say is CONGRATULATIONS! We went from the Diana that was too shy to say hi to the gremlin in the halls to the Diana that runs up, grabs him, and says "Hey Luvr!!" I think there's some definite progress there! A sneaky kiss, hugs, phone calls! Wow, it's only a matter of who's gonna pop the question now! And once again, CONGRATS GIRL! And then there's me... never happy w/ what I've got... lol! Remember when I used to be the God of Ass? And everyone would try to discover their inner Masha? What wonderful times! lol We all know that the dictator turned out to be an A-class jerk who not only stalks me now, but stalks at least 3 of my friends! And keeps asking everyone to tell me he says hi! Wow, some people don't get the point even if you hang up on them 7 times!! lol Anyway, do you remember the time? That was a waste of time! lol I thought it was right, but it wasn't, maybe some of these mensicles are all about the chase, right? Right! So anyway, blonde twin is coming along nicely.. I'm just working my mind tricks as usual (wink wink) Diana, do you remember when you had that plan to walk up to gremlin boy and be like, "Alright, it's obvious that I think you're hot, and you think I'm hot, so are you gonna ask me out or should I do it?" You should still do something like that! Remember? You guys gotta be together for your sweet 16! That's just a must! And all the other sluts of Diana... such as Campbell Soup! And Maximum Volume (who stuffs, hehe) and who's probably very jealous of the gremlin right about now! Serves him right! Druggies never get anywhere! lol So anyway, you guys should wish me luck with blonde twin, I really hope I can make something out of it!

And of course, who can forget WICKED JAZZY CHEESE!! and Funky Cheese!! (I'm tellin you Dina, Wayne's gotta be one weird town to have ppl sayin that!) hehe

Going back to Max... have we forgotten about the lesbian points?? How many did we add up to again? About a million I'm guessing! But hey, I'm not the one who shared a bed like you two did! lol That had to be quite a few lesbian points!! lol But then again, we did go to India to get married, that was just wild! =o) And as long as we're talking about Max... what about Max and Dima? I am such an innocent bystander in their little sharade. I was just tired in the morning, coming to the pool after breakfast to hang out w/ them.. and there they are talking about the sluttiness of Elina and Jane! And it was the weirdest thing! They're all talkin bout goin to deepspace! And Dima says him and that slut Elina have been to all the planets... so Max suggests the Back-Door Planet! lol I was just like, "I have nothing to add to this!" So of course, our little storyteller, Dinachka, has to make some good stories out of it. See all the guys apparently liked Diana since she was pretty cheap and she took them to the outter reaches of the universe, like deep space 69! lol Of course I only took them around the world... but they seemed to like how all throughout I'd just talk! lol

I have to mention Footloose! Footloose in the pool hall! Footloose in the middle of the street! Footloose anywhere and everywhere!! I'm sorry if we embarrassed you Dina! But you always coulda joined! Gotta cut loose! Footloose! Kick off your sunday shoes!

Who could ever forget slut night? Slut night (which ended up being every night) was the best thing that happened to us! lol When you get that bored every day, at least you have the night to look forward to! Right?? And of course we all stole Diana's entire wardrobe because it was just so good! Next summer, I'm bringing everything! I'm goin all out! lol Remember my genie in a bottle outfit? I love that skirt Diana! And who can forget our infamous ass pants?? Too bad I won't need to borrow any from you anymore! Now I have my own, and leather ones too! We can wear Matrix outfits all together this year! We'll all find good black things to go w/ the leather pants! And of course we'll have the matching tube tops (if Diana would find them!).

Now we present... the natural highs of the peachettes! While the rest of the corrupt people are off doing god knows what drugs, such as e, k, weed, alcohol, cigarettes, etc... we peachettes aren't druggies! (for the most part, lol, alcohol won't count I guess..) We know that we'll always have our peach snapple (it does do wonders!) and, in case you two have forgotten, there was our incident with the incense!! We have to bring incense... "Delicious apple? More like good weed!"

And last but certainly not least, and probably most important we have... short hair! Short hair is what me and Diana had... Dina even cut hers short to be part of the short hair thing! The short hair thing is that we always think the same things, and say the same things, so it must be because of short hair! But we've had to change it to FSH- Formerly Short Hair, because of hair growing. But Diana's informed me that FSH is some sort of hormone, lol. I think that makes it all the better! lol
To close this page up, I would like to say that we have all had our blonde moments, but looking back at all the things I've listed, it's quite clear that we were meant to all meet! It was fate!! Fate I'm tellin ya!!

And now... my recent inside joke additions... Diana, Menage a cinq!! Wait a minute... it's menage a six now! Moi, toi, le gremlin, le soup de Campbells, le volume a la maximum, et les suds!! I'd add in blonde twin (or as I lately have been referring to as "Super P")... but it seems that Super P has missed the Mariya-train, and suds can catch the very next ticket! Cause waiting is really NOT fun!! OOh! Dina!! I can't listen to my Slim Shady w/o thinking of Otradnoye and you! It's complete madness! Thx so much for the phonecall!! And your birthday's on APRIL 16TH!!! Not on the 2nd!! I swear it is!!! You must of forgot! lol!! I can't believe Cancun's more important than Boston!! I mean you're w/ family! You can't drink beer or have E! lol j/k! We're good kids, not like those druggies! (Like that kid John w/ the un-druggie name! lol) Right? hehe Which reminds me that Diana Koretsky is such a big hypocrite!!!! One day it's "You're going straight to hell Mariya!" and the next it's "Oops, I guess I'm going straight to hell now!" I got sick cause of you!! You so know that it's "very indirectly" your fault!! It might not have been Sudafed and other stuff for me but same thing! lol Let it be on your conscience! You big carcino-hypocrite!!! lolol! Diana - PEACHETTE SHIRTS!! Mega-genious idea!!! The Peachette states!! MA, NY, NJ!! Are you gonna send me that package from August now?? lol I think you're havin a little too much fun w/ the shirts! Messy punk style! YEAH! How much fun can ya have w/ these little cartoon dollz???? I think you musta sent me at least 100 of you!!

Otradnoye memories!

These are just for Diana and her inner-Buffy:

And this one's for all of us.. checkin out cartoons (can I get more pathetic than that?? lol!)