i, the kat, am an estimated 137 years old.
i'm located in west michigan. i enjoy warm sunshine, an occasional catnip sock, and chocolate.

what does the future hold for the kat?
i dunno. i moved, i'm happy here. i'm a Valley Girl at Western Michigan University. go Broncos.

occupation?
i'm an area manager at miller auditorium, home health care worker, and a full time student. i can't say that i recommend three jobs (yes, being a student is an occupation. you try having 12-17 credit hours), but i have responsibilities, so i deal. remember, being a camp counselor is fun, but it doesn't pay the bills.

why did katwummon put up her page?
because i can. i'm a pasty computer geek. get over it. this page will contain those things that i think you need to see, and things i want to show off, and random things that amuse me.

anything else?
yes. all feline kind, everywhere, should strive for equality, justice, and fuzzy pink orgy blankets for eveyone.

pink orgy blankets?
uh-huh. that's right. fuzzy pink orgy blankets. you need three or more people, a big blanket, open minds filled with love and respect, and the ability to get real friendly.
*insert devilish little grin here ;')*

one specific blanket has a reputation: the kink of pink. this is a rare variety of blanket that seats two to twelve, the best number being four. this can easily be supplemented with cow throws and band blankets. substitutions are allowed if you are free of shame.
i have no shame. do you?


an old picture of the shameless one