My First Time

   The sky was dark,
   The moon was high,
   All alone just she and I.
   Her eyes were blue,
   I knew just what
   She wanted to do.

   Her skin so soft,
   Her legs so fine,
   I ran my fingers
   Down her spine.
   I didn't know how,
   But I tried my best;
   I started by placing
   My hands on her breast.

   I remember my fear,
   My fast beating heart,
   But slowly she spread
   Her legs apart.
   And when I did it,
   I felt no shame.
   All at once,
   The white stuff came.

   At last it's finished,
   It's all over now,
   My first time ever,
   At milking a cow.....
   

I know what you were thinking!!! Get your mind out of the gutter!!!!
 You're sick.