Three Girlfriends

	There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which
	one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each 
	of them spends it.

     	The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.  
	She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and
     	tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you
     	because I love you so much."

     	The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
     	television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I
     	bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

	The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market,
     	doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests 
	the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our 
	future because I love you so much."

     The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the
     money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.


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