Three Wishes

A lead systems engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program
manager are walking along the beach during lunch when they come upon
an old brass lamp.  They pick it up and clean it.  Poof -- out pops a
magic genie.

"Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison.  I can offer you 3
wishes.  Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish for each
of you."

The systems engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be sailing
a sloop across the pacific racing before the wind with an all girl
crew."

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof the systems engineer
disappeared.

The software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be riding
my Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout the American
Southwest."  "It is done", said the Genie, and poof the software
engineer disappeared.

The program manager looks at where the other two had been standing and
rubs his chin in thought.  He tells the Genie, "I'd like those two
back in the office after lunch."