The Impossible Dream...

     Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a lamp.
     He picked up the lamp and rubbed it.  Behold, a genie appeared.  Bill 
     was amazed and asked if he got 3 wishes?

     The genie told Bill that due to inflation and tough economic times,
     only 1 wish could be granted.

     Bill thought a minute and said, "I wish for peace in the Middle East. 
     See this map?  I want these countries to stop fighting."

     The genie looked at the map and said, "You must be from Arkansas!
     These countries have been fighting for thousands of years.  I'm good, 
     but not that good, I don't think it can be done.  Go ahead and make
     another wish."

     Again, Bill thought a minute and said, "You know people really don't
     like my wife.  They think she's a real bitch and ugly as sin.  I wish 
     that she be made the most beautiful and well liked woman in the whole 
     world."

     The genie thought for a minute and said: "Can I see that map again?"