To those who wants to know what it really mean !!

PCMCIA          People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN            It Still Does Nothing
APPLE           Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI            System Can't See It
DOS             Defunct Operating System
BASIC           Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM             I Blame Microsoft
DEC             Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM          Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2            Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW             World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH       Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM         Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect
                	  Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL           Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA           A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP            Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS            Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS         Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO            Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT       Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software
                       Only Fools Teenagers
RISC            Reduced Into Silly Code


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