Ford and Adam

Henry Ford went to Heaven upon his death  and  was  given  a warm
welcome at the pearly gates. St. Peter, after completing the
formalities, asked him how he would like  to  spend  his time.  Ford,
the  great  inventor, asked to see some of the inventors before him.
So St. Peters printed out the list of all the inventors currently
(doing time ) in heaven.

As Ford started to go through the list, he came  across  the name
Adam.   He queried if it was the same guy who discovered Eve, the
woman. St. Peters confirmed that indeed Adam was the man credited
with the invention of women. Ford requested an audience with Adam, as
he had a few things to straighten out with him.

When the scheduled meeting took place,  Ford  was  all  over Adam,
attacking him for the flaws in his invention.

"Your invention is the most stupid  work  of  engineering  I ever
saw. There is too much of front end protrusion, the rear end wobbles too
much, it chatters at high speeds  and the intake is placed too close
to the exhaust."

Obviously, Adam doesn't like it too much. He  thinks  for  a while
and then leads Henry Ford to the Celestial Computer. He works with
the enormous data-banks and in a  few  minutes there is beeps and all
that, and out come a few charts and graphs.
"Look here, Mr. Ford. Despite all the flaws you pointed out, data
shows that  there are more men riding my product than yours."

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