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Why is sex like air?

It's no big thing unless you're not getting any.

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How is a penis like fishing?

The small ones you throw back.
The medium ones you eat.
And the Large ones you mount!

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A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. 
He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, miss?"  
"Don't miss me, mister." 
"Well then, you better make it 13." 

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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to 
the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this 
month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass." Too late he noticed 
a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away.

Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's 
okay," the blonde replied, "If I don't sell more ass this month, 
I'm going to lose my fucking car."