A true story.....

When Apollo mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon,
he not only gave his famous quote, "One small step for man, one giant
leap for mankind" statement, but followed it with several little
comments between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control.

Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic
remark, "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some
rival Soviet cosmonaut.
However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or
American space programs.
Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good
luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant.
In 1995, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter
brought up the twenty-six year old question to Armstrong.
This time he finally responded.
Mr. Gorsky had died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the
question.
Seems when Neil was a kid, he was playing baseball in the backyard when
his friend hit a fly ball which landed in front of a neighbor's bedroom
window.
His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs.Gorsky

As he leaned down to pick the ball up, young Armstrong heard Mrs.
Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll
get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!