Balloons & Heaven

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom,
what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply,
she tells. Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite
certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The
following morning he asked his father the same question. His
father, always quick with the answers, says,"Why Johnny, those
are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and
she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no
more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few
hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically,
"Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son!
Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up
Mommys' balloons and she's screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!"