This little boy comes home from school and his mother asks how his day
was and he replies, "I had sex with my teacher today." "Oh my god!, you get to your room!
 Wait till your father comes home!!," says the mom. A while later the father comes home and
 the mom says, "go up to your son's room, he's been really bad today." The dad goes up 
to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told her I had sex with my teacher today,"
 replied the boy.
"Allright!! that's my boy!", says dad. "ya know son, women just don't think like men. "I'm
 proud of you, what are you, about ten now, right? wow. that's my son! ya know what? I'm so
 proud of you, i'm gonna take you out and buy you that shiny new red bike you've been 
wanting." So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in the
 whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?" asks dad. The boy replied, "nah, my ass is still 
sore."