One evening this guy comes home from work to be greeted by his wife at
the door. She gives him a kiss and says, "Honey, there's a problem with the vacuum 
cleaner. Could you please look at it for me?" Her husband replies, "Look, I work hard all 
day long. I'm tired and all I want to do is eat dinner and relax. What do I look like, the Hoover 
guy?" His wife shrugs, sighs and goes to fix dinner.

The next evening, he comes home from work and his wife greets him at the door. She tells
 him, "Honey, the washing machine won't work. Could you please fix it for me?"
Her husband replies, "I don't believe this. I work hard all day, I'm tired and all I want to do
is sit down in front of the TV and relax. What do I look like, the Maytag repair man?" The wife 
looks at him, shakes her head and walks away.

The next night, he comes home, opens the door and there is his wife, vacuuming the floor
 and he can hear the washing machine running in the garage. He says, "Honey, you got the
stuff fixed! Great! How did you do it?" His wife replies, "Well, there's this guy down the street 
who said he would fix both things if I either had sex with him or baked him a cake." 
The husband says, "Great! What kind of cake did you bake him?" His wife, a big grin on her face,
 replies, "Hah! Who do I look like, Betty Crocker?"